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When Did Upper West Side Sidewalks Get So Competitive?

August 22, 2026 | 10:02 PM
in ABSURDITY, ART, COLUMNS
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By Gary Martin

Gary B. Martin is an illustrator and animator who has lived on the Upper West Side for more than 30 years. His illustrations appear in the Rag on Sundays, chronicling life in the neighborhood, New York City, and the Universe. See them all here. For a broader range of Gary’s work, including animations and other motion graphics, please visit www.martoons.com

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Chuck McAlexander
Chuck McAlexander
18 hours ago

I take my family’s dogs out every day after work. To get from the stair or ramp to a tree or curb I usually have to wait for a break in the parade of pedestrians and e-bike delivery vehicles crowding the siewalk. Occasionally, there is also a fool on a Segue-like platform zipping and curving around the pedestrians and bikes. Throw in a couple of skateboards , too. This is not just uncomfortable. It’s dangerous! There are children, pets, mobility challenged and old people in the mix. The vehicles should be impounded, the riders fined. Fine the litterbugs, and dog walkers who don’t pick up the poop,.too. They leave a trail of garbage that is both unsightly and unsanitary.
Enforcement is neccessary, but non-existant.

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Ashley
Ashley
15 hours ago
Reply to  Chuck McAlexander

‘parade of pedestrians and e-bike delivery workers…..’ everybody’s ordering stuff so there are delivery e-bikes. PEDESTRIANS??? that’s what sidewalks are for — not for uncontrolled dogs. like people with dogs hooked onto the backs of their pants — so the dogs are zigzagging around while the ‘owners’ are spaced out scrolling through social media. i’m a pedestrian (not a pest!). i would like to walk freely on sidewalks again, without dodging DOGS. the old people also, i think, don’t appreciate tripping over leashes. and please, i don’t need your dog coming up behind me, sniffing me. i don’t want that. keep the pedestrians and say bye to the dogs. the trees will thank you for it!

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Alice Honey
Alice Honey
5 hours ago
Reply to  Ashley

Often Dogs act better than the owners. Dogs are always good. The same can’t be said for people!

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Anon
Anon
11 hours ago
Reply to  Ashley

It is true that people ordering studff means we have delivery e-bikes. But they don’t beling on the sidewalk.

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Auntie Em
Auntie Em
17 hours ago

Has the city gotten faster paced? Or have I just slowed down?

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Gary
Gary
16 hours ago
Reply to  Auntie Em

or both.

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Corcoran
Corcoran
17 hours ago

I pick up my participation trophy every morning in the form of a latte.

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5 cent comments
5 cent comments
17 hours ago

Does it feel like everyone is playing a game of sidewalk chicken refusing to swerve first, or is it just me?

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Chris
Chris
12 hours ago
Reply to  5 cent comments

It’s mostly an attention span issue, people don’t have the spatial awareness they once had, half of them are glued to their phones.

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Emma
Emma
17 hours ago

Ain’t this the truth! Thanks, Gary!

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Neal
Neal
16 hours ago

We should all strive to be more peculiar and less pedestrian.

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Tuna Jack
Tuna Jack
16 hours ago

I guess WE are evolving into spectators which is ok. Just remember to take cover when needed!

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Debfrombrooklyn
Debfrombrooklyn
16 hours ago

Yep! It can be daunting to walk in crowded spaces, but the e-bikes make it much more difficult!

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Amy
Amy
16 hours ago

Love this Martoon!👏 You always brighten my Sunday mornings, Gary!
That cute pup looks the most cheerful and relaxed!☺️ (funny the Phone People in the shadows!)

It is rough being a pedestrian these days, and only getting worse (I’m reminded of Gus’s “half-rant” on pedestrian etiquette a while back—in two parts!)

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Ron Wasserman
Ron Wasserman
16 hours ago

Yall got soft during the pandemic, and its showing now that things have finally gotten back to normal.

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Neal
Neal
14 hours ago
Reply to  Ron Wasserman

Yall aren’t from around here, are you?

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Stacy
Stacy
16 hours ago

So true!! And now dangerous with the bikes. Why can’t people notice their surroundings? 4 people across the sidewalk, ..can you please allow others to pass?

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Richard Friedman
Richard Friedman
16 hours ago

I was born and raised in Omaha and come from a family of walkers. Most of the time we had the sidewalks to ourselves in that car- saturated city. On the rare occasions I when I had to walk in a crowded place, my fellow walkers didn’t know how to share space. When I moved to New York 60 years ago, among its many delights were its sidewalks — crowded with the most wonderfully diverse collection of people, all more or less getting along, and they knew how to walk in a crowd! While the people I share the sidewalks with today are if anything even more diverse, most walk like the people in Omaha did in the 1950s — oblivious to the people around them. Instead of enjoying being with one another in person, their eyes and minds are totally focused on their damned cell phones. What a loss!

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UWS Dad
UWS Dad
10 hours ago
Reply to  Richard Friedman

Walking and public transportation are NYC’s superpowers!

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Mari
Mari
15 hours ago

Having lived on UWS since 1978, the sidewalk crowds have grown since addition of bus and bike lanes as (usually?) the only safe place to walk. So much bike traffic imperils walkers. Crowded sidewalks a natural progression of too much growth here.

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David
David
14 hours ago

You forgot the double strollers.

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Miriam
Miriam
9 hours ago
Reply to  David

and unnecessary dog strollers……

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Kent
Kent
14 hours ago

Nothing’s worse than the “tourist wall”. You know what I mean …. Like 5 tourists, all shoulder-to-shoulder, forming an impassable wall on the sidewalk. Walking slowly, of course….

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Anna
Anna
6 hours ago
Reply to  Kent

Yes. Exactly that.
Or a large group of people socializing in the narrowest part of the sidewalk when there’s a perfectly good open space within a few feet of them where they could stand without blocking everyone going by. (I’m not convinced those are all tourists, either.)

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Nota Transplant
Nota Transplant
13 hours ago

Anything with wheels , runners , all of that belong in the street!

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Sandy
Sandy
13 hours ago

It’s broken field running because only about 15% of pedestrians are actually looking where they are going. The other 85% are scrolling on their phones and expecting the 15% to avoid them.

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Edith
Edith
13 hours ago

Lol. Survival of the fittest.

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Sky
Sky
13 hours ago

Have you noticed that some sidewalks have become so crowded with expanding restaurant sidewalk cafes that pedestrians are forced to walk single-file?

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antisocial behavior isn't nice
antisocial behavior isn't nice
10 hours ago

WAY too many dogs, strollers that are too large with kids old enough to walk, ebikes.

Simple enough

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Mary McCarthy
Mary McCarthy
9 hours ago

That’s why we can’t walk behind tourists.

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Ellen Freeman
Ellen Freeman
9 hours ago

Be careful you don’t get “run over” by another pedestrian!

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Jo Honoree
Jo Honoree
8 hours ago

I’ve lived in the same apartment 34 years and I clearly see a deteriorating quality of life in our neighborhood. The restaurant shacks create havoc in both the streets and sidewalks for pedestrians, drivers and bicyclists. The crossings from waiters, bicycles going the wrong way in bike lines or completely ignoring bike lanes, cars exceeding the 20mph limit, and the increased number of citibike racks, A casual stroll alone, walking a dog or pushing a baby stroller is a dangerous and stressful experience.

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charles
charles
4 hours ago
Reply to  Jo Honoree

It is compensated for by the increase value of your co-op apartment.

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nycityny
nycityny
5 hours ago

The next frame of this cartoon would be the guy in front who is looking at his phone making a sudden stop in the middle of the sidewalk, creating a domino effect of everyone behind bumping into him and each other.

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